Setting: A room, furnished with a desk, lamp, and rolly chair. In the chair is SARAH. SARAH is a nervous fifteen year old girl in a black shirt and glasses.
SARAH: *messes with lavalier mic* (talking to someone behind the 'camera') Can you hear me? Okay? Okay. So, uhm, I was given these questions, by my dear Ellie, who, by the way, I;d like to give a shout out to. (Looks behind the camera) Oh, no? Just answer the questions? Can't I at least say a quick hello? Please? I can't? *mutters* Jerk.
*sits up straight* Anyway, I got these questions, which made me feel special. Until I realized no one else was signed up. Still, I kind of felt special.
Onto the questions. *shuffles notecards* Oh, what? (Techie comes out from behind the camera and takes notecards) What do you mean, improv? It's an interveiw, we've got plenty of time and space, aren't you going to let me edit? You're not? How stupid.
Alright, seriously, the questions.
1. Is the grass always greener on the other side?
SARAH: Well, not always. but in my experience, it is a touch bluer. That may be becuase the other side is in Kentucky...Wait..how about: Well, it's not always greener, but it's a hell of a lot better fertalized! No? Alright, It's not only greeneer, it tastes better. (Looks at guy behind camera) Seriously, dude, you are not good for the creative process. Fine, fine. *mutters* I had better answers on my notecards. (reads que card) If you want really green grass, go to Home Depot for all your fertalization needs! *cheesy advertsiment smile*
2. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
SARAH: Hmm...I'd have to say my stress levels and worriedness. (looks at guy behind camera) WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NOT FUNNY?? You know what, you're fired.
*TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES*
Set: A new room, with the same girl in hippy clothing and braids.
SARAH: *in a really slow, hippie tone* Peace man, anyway, so we got a new director with a vision and stuff...(strains to read cue cards without glasses) So, like, question number two, I would change how much I worry, it's totally uncool and stressful and stuff. Yeah.
3. What's something strange you've found under your bed?
SARAH: Uhm, I totally found a sock shaped like...(strains to read que card) does that say ABRAHAM LINCOLN? I give up! FIRED NUMBER 2!
*blank screen*
Setting: A dungeon type room, girl in dominatrix outfit.
SARAH: FIRED. NO NO NO! GOODBYE!
*elevator music*
Setting: SARAH wearing normal clothes again, in a normal room.
SARAH: I had to resort to my cat taking the camera. ANYWAY. Strangest thing ever? You.
4. What's one experience you wish you'd never had?
SARAH: I think I'd keep all my experiences, they made me who I am today. *relaxes* Okay, sorry, my mom came in. Really though, I think I'd forget the experience of being teased. it just sucks. Maybe that's not the answer you want, but it's the one I'll give.
5. What do you think about at night when you can't sleep?
SARAH: *falls out of chair* *gets up* Sorry. It's just that I can never sleep, and I'm always worrying before I try. And so basically I worry before I attempt to sleep each night. About the stupidest stuff. Cheese weasels, smallpox, rabid hobos, death, dying, being left, etc. So yeah. I worry.
*FADE TO BLACK*
(A/N: this was started at 8.21 p.)
# posted by
Sarah Bo |
9:13 PM |
2 Comments:
I lurve it. It was awesome.
awesome. pure genious. and no cue cards....those things are so dumb. only when ur on a oath of silence are you aloud to use those...NO MORE CUE CARDS...and u as a hippie...we'd have to get u soo high...
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